Uh oh. It’s Bathing Suit Season

Everyone must be staring at me right?  Because that’s what the beach is about right?

Wrong.

When I’m at the beach, I’m there to lifeguard, build sandcastles, supply treats, re-stand the umbrella every dang time it blows over, spray sunscreen, look for seashells, warm-up wet kiddos, force people to eat sandwiches and drink juice, blow up water-wings, and keep my kids from publicly urinating. Basically, I’ve got a really fun job to do and I don’t have time to let a bathing suit ruin that.

Remember that.

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